http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabe_Newell
Gaben is our lord, our father, and creator. He was a worker for Microsoft until he used his mighty power to destroy them and leave in order to fund what is to become the largest empire in gaming....Valve. He is the leader of the PC Master race as he will find any way to convert you to his platform. "I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space. I think we'll lose some of the top-tier PC/OEMs, who will exit the market. I think margins will be destroyed for a bunch of people," he completely demolishes his former employer in Microsoft. He has absolutley no regard for human life. I was in the seventh grade when his presence was summoned upon me to join him in the uprising of the glorious PC Master race. He inspired me to build my own gaming computer and join him under his rule to enhance my gaming experience. I started off with little money to buy games after spending over a grand on my PC. However, he was able let his power be felt by us when he started the Summer Sale on Steam. Steam is Valves digital distribution of games platform where he is able to provide PC games to all of his followers. He manages to throw in a sale every holiday or season to please his loyal followers.
Gaben is our lord, our father, and creator. He was a worker for Microsoft until he used his mighty power to destroy them and leave in order to fund what is to become the largest empire in gaming....Valve. He is the leader of the PC Master race as he will find any way to convert you to his platform. "I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space. I think we'll lose some of the top-tier PC/OEMs, who will exit the market. I think margins will be destroyed for a bunch of people," he completely demolishes his former employer in Microsoft. He has absolutley no regard for human life. I was in the seventh grade when his presence was summoned upon me to join him in the uprising of the glorious PC Master race. He inspired me to build my own gaming computer and join him under his rule to enhance my gaming experience. I started off with little money to buy games after spending over a grand on my PC. However, he was able let his power be felt by us when he started the Summer Sale on Steam. Steam is Valves digital distribution of games platform where he is able to provide PC games to all of his followers. He manages to throw in a sale every holiday or season to please his loyal followers.
And so I began my first Summer Sale on Steam and Gaben was able to come through with wonderful sales and I was able to buy at least 10 games and my gaming experience began. His sales may destroy our wallets but all is forgiven. 99.9% of people who have steam accounts do not finish 99.8% of their games that they have purchased. This is due to the amazing sales Lord Gaben is able to provide. People begin to buy more games than they can handle.
Gabe Newell should be thanked by the entire world. Even if people have not yet acknowledged Gaben, they should still thank him and praise him for what he has done to the gaming community.
Thank you Gaben and let the games begin!